The Ten CoManningments

As this weekend’s Broncos game against the Colts approaches, Broncos fans should be mindful of the ten central principles of Broncos fandom, as were given down from on (mile) high.

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1.  Thou shalt have no other quarterbacks before me

Denver Broncos v San Diego ChargersPhoto credit:  New York Post

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2.  Thou shalt not worship any graven images (unless they are of Thunder, Terrell Davis, or Barrel Man)

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3.  Thou shalt not take the name of Elway in vain

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4.  Remember game day, to keep it holy

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5.  Honor thy left tackle and thy right tackle

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6.  Thou shalt wear thy helmet one… no, two sizes too tight

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7.  Thou shalt not commit offensive holding

USP NFL: DENVER BRONCOS AT HOUSTON TEXANS S FBN USA TXPhoto credit: USA Today
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8.  Thou shalt not make noise when the Broncos are about to take the snap

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“OmaHA!”
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9.  Thou shalt make it known when an opponent’s pass falls “in-com-plete”

 Denver Broncos vs. The New England PatriotsPhoto credit: Denver Post
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 10.  Thou shalt not covet thy pretty boy rival’s three Super Bowl rings which were won by a sum total of 9 points in games that could have easily gone either way

 manning10…while also possibly videotaping the opposing team’s defensive signals.
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The Commandments were issued to bring the Broncos to success on the field, and it will hopefully come to pass.  Screen pass, that is.  To Demaryius Thomas.  For a long touchdown against the Colts on Sunday.  More on him later.  Go Broncos!
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